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Funny Epitaphs -1
On a lawyer:
Sir John
Strange.
On a grave digger: Hooray my brave boys Lets rejoice at his fall. For if he had lived He would have buried us all.
On a Coal-miner Gone Underground For Good
On an Architect: Here lies Robert Trollope Who made yon stones roll up. When death took his soul up His body filled this hole up.
On an attorney: Goembel John E. 1867-1946 "The defense rests"
On a dentist: Stranger tread This ground with gravity. Dentist Brown Is filling his last cavity.
On a Painter: A Finished Artist
On an Auctioneer: Jedediah Goodwin Auctioneer Born 1828 Going! Going!! Gone!!! 1876
On a waiter: Here lies the body of Detlof Swenson. Waiter. God finally caught his eye. April 10, 1902
On an Author: He Has Written Finis
On a teacher: Professor S. B. McCracken School is out Teacher Has gone home.
On a traveling salesman: My Trip is Ended: Send My Samples Home
On a spinster postmistress: Returned--Unopened
Arthur C. Homan's epitaph: Once I wasn't Then I was Now I ain't again.
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